I know it's something you've heard a gazillion times but it's true. We are on the road to Wrestlemania which is f'ing crazy to think about. While this year's Royal Rumble PPV had its moments, the show as a whole was just fine. By the way, the show was almost 4 hours but it felt like 2. As usual, I can't talk about the women's tag team title match at the pre-show simply because I've not seen it. Images via WWE.com Drew McIntyre vs Goldberg For The WWE Championship. When Goldberg hits the jackhammer, I almost had a heart attack but thank God the Scotsmen kicked out. Oh, and Drew McIntyre won the match in a meh opening match that was shorter than the Immortals Fenix Rising demo (the most specific reference I've ever made). They showed some respect after the match. At least Drew McIntyre won, right? Sasha Banks vs Carmella For The SmackDown Women's Championship. Carmella almost killed herself with that sick looking suic...
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