Another year, another look back at a year that started out like an anime filler arc and then suddenly, the month August came and we all know what happened from there. While yes, I didn't get to rebrand this weekly news series as "THE 5 NEWS WEEK: UNCORKED" or something which would've been a great thing if I pretended to have snitches throughout my "journalistic career". It was another year of dissecting the industry that gave you the Yeti, professional wrestling. Remember The Time Calvin Cambridge Wanted To WRESTLE!? Yes, he did and guess what, you literally forgot about that until I mentioned it, am I right? According to the man behind his yippy yo yippy yay, his aim is to focus on the wrestling business as a performer after his last album drops. WWE Hall Of Famer and a real somon**ga, Rikishi, mentioned in an interview with Chris Van Vliet that Shad Moss came over to his wrestling school to train. What makes the news particularly suspicious is that...
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