Yet another meaningless episode of Smackdown. That’s it. That’s the intro. Images via WWE.com Brook Laser Beam Still Beats Up Arab Alan Moore. I'm just going to have my unfunny but insightful headlines describe wrestling segments huh (at the very least, I'm hoping this made Fightful's Jeremy Lambert proud)? All lame banter aside, this build for the universal championship is an eh so far. At least the segment featured hot nurses. Shinsuke Nakamura And Rick Boogs vs Los Lotharios. My man, Shinsuke Nakamura might as well be called the Intercontinental championship belt collector because he hasn't done jack with it. The title has been defended so little, Brock Lesnar would be jealous due to the fact that he's been aiming at the wrong championship the whole damn time! I was hoping for a Los Lotharios win but that didn't happen as Shinsuke pinned Humberto Carrillo after delivering the Kinshasa. King Xavier Woods has unveiled his new crown...
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