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Escape The Undertaker | A Short Coherent Review.

The internet. The only place where your YouTube recommended is filled with "I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT'S PG".  It is also home to Netflix which released an interactive movie produced by future Raspberry award-winning movie studio, WWE films. Look, the idea of 3 black dudes being trapped inside a house by a white conservative dead hog, is offensive and by that description alone, you weren't sure for a sec whether you were watching Netflix or the Daily Wire.  Luckily, there wasn't a cameo from Tessa Blanchard so you should be fine.  As a fan of Mass Effect 2, I love some dialogue trees that alter the events of a movie/game.  And, from a functionality standpoint, it is a technical marvel how it gives the audience the illusion of choice (you know, like our current economic system).  I say "illusion" because therein lies the main problem I have with the film. Your choices don't matter here. Even in a WWE movie, they're still trying to avoid the fan...

WWE Survivor Series 2020 | A Coherent Review.

Survivor Series 2020 was as a whole, okay. The show did have its moments but it ain't a WWE PPV without its setbacks.  So. The Miz just won a battle royal.  He, by the way, has built a decent momentum as a Money In The Bank holder than Otis ever did.  Who knew?  Images via WWE.com AJ Styles, Riddle, Keith Lee, Braun Strowman And Sheamus vs Seth Rollins, King Corbin, Jey Uso, Kevin Owens and Otis. Men's Traditional Survivor Series Match.  All bask in his f'ing glory because the man just got a brand new theme song and I love it.  It's a remix of his old theme song before WWE messed it up, of course.  Anyways, the opening match was skippable.  The Smackdown were all on the same page except for Seth Rollins who sacrificed himself "for the greater good" by giving Sheamus the opportunity to hit the brogue kick and pinned the guy, leading to the first elimination of the evening.  Well, that was meh at best.  At least Kevin Owens tried his best ...