It's the first RAW review of 2022 and my 4th year continuing the war in professional wrestling bullsh*t which also kicked off my sad and miserable adulthood. With that being said, this week's episode was not terrible. Brocky Brock Reunited With His Well-suited Funky Bunch. The best part? Lesnar wanted us to acknowledge his Viking roots with his beard and hair. Paul Heyman went over the challengers for the fatal 4 way number one contender's match (aka the OG OG OG match at last night's day 1 show) in the most Paul Heyman way possible in that he praises you then proceeds to sh*t talk about you kinda like Tony Khan. Later that night, Bob Lashley was crowned as the winner thanks to the almighty spear. While I would've preferred a Bobby Lashley and Brock Lesnar match to happen at Wrestlemania, I don't mind seeing it a few months before just because it's been a dream match of mine throughout most of my wrestling fandom. Paul Heyman's promos are ...
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