Apologies for avoiding talking about AEW's flagship shows this week. Luckily, my avoidance of sorts wasn't as bad as when my man Hangman Page took the blackout from Lance Archer on top of the chair. That's a Will Smith type of pain that I just cannot handle because back pains are the worst. I did enjoy what the elite brand had to offer this past week so let's get to it. Rampage. Highlights. Adam Cole vs Trent Beretta. I bet Cole looked at Trent's military buzz cut and said, "thank God it ain't me." What I would bet on is this match because it's the best encounter of the entire episode. The person calling himself "TheChugs" on Twitch, won the match with the last shot. Some Other Things That Happened. Shawn Spears sends a message to CM Punk - Wait, Spears' alive!? Leyla Hirsch, Kris Statlander and Red Velvet lost to Nyla Rose, The Bunny And Penelope Ford - It doesn't include a monarch character with a bad oie bruf accen...
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