Yet another meaningless episode of Smackdown. That’s it. That’s the intro.
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Brook Laser Beam Still Beats Up Arab Alan Moore.
I'm just going to have my unfunny but insightful headlines describe wrestling segments huh (at the very least, I'm hoping this made Fightful's Jeremy Lambert proud)?
All lame banter aside, this build for the universal championship is an eh so far. At least the segment featured hot nurses.
Shinsuke Nakamura And Rick Boogs vs Los Lotharios.
My man, Shinsuke Nakamura might as well be called the Intercontinental championship belt collector because he hasn't done jack with it.
The title has been defended so little, Brock Lesnar would be jealous due to the fact that he's been aiming at the wrong championship the whole damn time!
I was hoping for a Los Lotharios win but that didn't happen as Shinsuke pinned Humberto Carrillo after delivering the Kinshasa.
King Xavier Woods has unveiled his new crown looking like he's wearing a piece of Goldar's gear or something.
Brock and then later Drew McIntyre, showed their disdain towards Adam Pearce's authority. How so? Because you guys are jealous that he's HOT!?
Sonya Deville Aka The Karen Tried To Once Again Screw Over Naomi Until……..
Xia Li made her first in-ring main roster appearance by aiding Naomi into taking out the mostly white trash.
Xia looked pretty impressive here. Will see if that presence keeps on going for weeks or months to come (the answer is probably not).
RKBRO meets the cast of Jackass: Forever. What a perfect word to call Matt Riddle.
Toni Storm vs Charlotte Flair.
Ah. The classic "WWE GM Mode/Universe Mode" booking in the sense that the rivalry has to have at least one TV match before the actual match at a PPV.
Look, while this is better than shoving pies, the usual overcomplicated booking has soured me and it's a shame because I believe the idea of this feud is fantastic.
However, it does make you wonder if Charlotte Flair was the person that threw the pie at Kevin Owens 5 years ago considering that she threw the pie first at Toni a few weeks back and the fact that she was on that episode of RAW.
RKBRO vs The New Day vs The Usos.
This match was a meaningless fun tag team match, Playas!
The New Day won the match by pinning the current holder of the blue tag belts, The Usos.
Sheamus vs Drew McIntyre.
Ridge Holland wasn't there for his new Irish bestie, Sheamus and all I can say is, Sheamus shouldn't have backstabbed Drew like that earlier this year. The unfortunate lack of distractions from the outside (sarcasm of course) gave Drew the opportunity to defeat Sheamus clean as glass.
So, to recap for all of you slow mofos.
Like: RKBRO vs The New Day vs The Usos, Xia Li’s debut.
Didn’t like: The booking of the Toni Storm and Charlotte Flair match, another meaningless show.