As far as how I feel about this week's episode, it ain't good, people. It ain't good.
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Sethy Mane Wanted A Tag Partner So….……….
That he faces The Usos later in the show and if drippy Jesus wins, 2 out of 3 members of the Bloodline are barred off ringside in the blue title encounter (in case you were wondering, Kevin Owens was Seth's tag partner).
BUTTTTTTTTTTTT! The tribal chief had other ideas. He proposed a pitch where if the "burn it down" man loses the tag match, the Rumble match is gone, FINITO!
Bully Ray probably saw Seth Rollins' uttering Jox Moxley's name and reacted, "HOW DARE YOU!! BLASPHEMY!"
Fortunately for SR The Drip Mane, he got what he wanted via a DQ finish thanks to a superman punch from Roman Reigns.
While the ending did protect the tag champs, the consequences of it were just confusing especially since Reigns "wanted a vacation till Wrestlemania" and it indirectly gave Rollins a leg up.
The entire structure of the match going into it, had both RAW superstars being victorious which made the bout badly predictable.
As a guy that loves the idea of Rollins facing Reigns at the Royal Rumble for the blue belt, the booking of this feud, so far, has been unappetizing.
Madcap Moss vs Kofi Kingston.
Hey guys, I may be sick of this match happening twice but at least the other side in Kofi Kingston won the whole thing, RIGHT!?
Aliyah vs Natalya.
Speaking of meaningless rematches. Natalya's series of stomps onto Aliyah, cost the match to end via a DQ which gave Aliyah the win.
Xia Li came to save Aliyah from a beatdown by Natalya.
Wait, is Xia Li's character basically the white Knight because all she's been doing since her main roster tenure is literally rescuing people.
The Viking Raiders vs Los Lotharios.
A decent match for what it was. The raiding men from somewhere in Scandinavia won the match with the Viking Experience (side note, Thor's hammer was a way better name but I'm just nitpicking).
Susan Messes Over A Black Woman. In Other News, The Colour Of Blood Is Red.
Do I really have to explain why!? A match is happening between Deville and Naomi next week so we will see what happens.
Sheamus vs Ricochet.
The only thing I enjoyed about this episode. Sheamus emerged victorious because who didn’t besides the people that convinces fans to “let it play out”.
So, to recap for all of you slow mofos.
Like: Sheamus vs Ricochet I guess?
Didn't like: The writing of the Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins feud so far, the meaningless rematches.