WWE RAW 16/5/22 | A Coherent Review.

Oh boy. The entire situation of Sasha Banks and Naomi walking out is literally the thing people are talking about the show even though it's not a work.

The thing that we all should take away from this is knowing our value and if anybody doesn't see it then to quote Rick Ross, "F**k EM!"

Oh, and RAW was aight, I guess. The thing that I appreciated about the episode is that it had some sense of direction in certain aspects which WWE has lacked for a minute now.

Omos vs Bobby Lashley In A Steel Cage.

My man Bobby is struggling inside a salad steel cage. And so was Cedric as he fell from the top of the cage. Lashley escaped the cage which means Bob the destroyer is the winner.

The match was surprisingly enjoyable.

Mustafa Ali vs Veer Mahaan With Special Guest Referee, The Miz.

Once again, The Miz screwed Mustafa over and as a result, Veer took it as an advantage to tap Ali out and win the whole thing as a result.

When will Mustafa slap the sh*t of Austin Titan over here?

Unfortunately, that didn't happen but what did happen was the Mysterios returning and basically putting down the giant (Segway GOAT right there).

Riddle vs Jimmy Uso.

The almighty Distraction finish is how Jimmy Uso won the match. Pop.

Judgement Day is opening for folks joining their group that looks like a Satanist entity with an alt-right leader.

AJ Styles And Finn Balor vs Los Lotharios.

I should have a feeling of enthusiasm for AJ teaming with Finn Balor but I don't and it feels like it was put together aka their middle name. The babyfaces won the match. Cool.

Kevin Owens isn't a fan of the DNA test since it doesn't prove that Ezekiel is Elias. Damn you, barbecue sauce!

Cody Rhodes Talks About Revolutionary Interviews and Revolutionary Actions.

Did I hear "revolution"? My wise white ally is quoting Fred Hampton. Gotta love it.

Rhodes wanted a Hell In a Cell match between himself and Seth Rollins and Rollings was like, "Aight. Bet."

I don't hate this.

Sonya Deville vs Alexa Bliss.

For the second week in a row, Deville lost to Alexa Bliss. Nice!

R Truth pranked Akira Tozawa into giving him the divorce papers in the purse of the green ugly belt (nice Swerved reference by him).

Also, R Truth and Carmella kinda reunited but that's a different Carmella Truth encountered.

Ezekiel vs Chad Gable.

Kevin Owens insulting the commentators for saying that Cody hasn't competed in 6 years was straight up priceless coming from the prizefighter.

What's Lacey Evans' gimmick now? Megan McCain with camouflage?

Becky Lynch vs Asuka. Winner Faces Bianca Belair For The RAW Women's Championship At Hell In A Cell.

Asuka defeated Becky Lynch in a solid main event encounter.

A distraction finish but this one kinda made sense but the use of the trope was still too much.

So, to recap for all of you slow mofos.

Like: Cody Rhodes quoting Fred Hampton, Kevin Owens on commentary during Ezekiel's match with Gable, Omos vs Bobby Lashley in a steel cage.

Didn't like: overuse of the distraction finish? GOTTA GO!

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