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THE Coherent AEW Take: AEW Kinda Lame!?

 IT'S TIME FOR SOME RAMPAGE USING THE DYNAMITE! 

I tried being clever with the intros y'all. Another thing that isn't all that clever to mention I guess is that both episodes were pretty underwhelming in that they didn't do much for me other than point out, "at least there wasn't a bunch of rematches I've seen way too many times."

Let me describe my feelings toward both episodes in a short rap song so bad, it might as well have come out of Max Caster's mouth. 

Yo, yo, this sh*t is so lame, I don't know who else to blame (TOONYYYYY!). MJF be catching Ws but not as hard as AEW (at least this week). 

Rampage.

Highlights. 

Lee Johnson And Brock Anderson vs FTR. 

Gotta say, this was pretty fun to watch. I know the commentators have mentioned it many times but Brock Anderson wrestling inside the ring is like watching his own father wrestle. 

Unfortunately for Brock, FTR defeated him as well as his tag partner with the spike piledriver. 

Some Other Things That Happened. 

Jon Moxley defeated Anthony Bowens - This might as well be the Anthony Bowens match because this was basically a showcase of Bowens' in-ring skills. And it was decent.

Jade Cargill defeated Julia Hart - Yea, this was rough. 

Private Party lost to The Jurassic Express for the AEW world tag team championship - I hate putting this match on here given that I love those days but this didn't do it for me. 

Dynamite. 

Highlights. 

There is none because it wasn't a good show. 

Some Other Things That Happened. 

Jon Moxley being offered to join Bryan Danielson - I smell a feuuuuuud! 

By the way, Moxley was supposed to face a guy who later, was released by AEW due to the fact that he sounded like somebody out of an Andrew Callaghan Channel 5 video but WAY WAY worse. 

DAN LAMBERT SIDES WITH MISOGYNY PART 23467788 - Brandi with the least effective slap I've ever seen. 

Death Triangle lost to the Knights Of The Black Throne - A decent match is all I'll say. 

Ruby Soho pulled out the L over Nyla Rose - Al Cool Bin Tamam. 

Hangman and Lance Archer brawler before their match - Nothing screams AEW then with brawls. 

MJF rolled up to victory over CM Punk - Don't tell me that AEW wouldn't pull the "wrestler lost in their hometown" cliche again, you hear me!? 

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