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THE Coherent AEW Take: Tell That Redneck That Bryan's Arrogant, You Feel Me?

The Elite brand has once again delivered a solid program this week. I don't have a witty thing to say about it because I am as unfunny as Kalya Braxton's Twitter timeline. 

Rampage.   

Highlights. 

Adam Cole And Bobby Fish vs Orange Cassidy And Wheeler Yuta.

A fantastic opener is all I'll say. The team that consists of former Undisputed Era members, wins with a Falcon Arrow to Yuta. 

Some Other Things That Happened. 

Riho defeated Britt Baker - I guess Britt Baker got DE. FE. ATED. 

Daniel Garza lost to Eddie Kingston - Chris Jericho cleaned house as he got rid of 2 point 0 following their beatdown to Kingston. Like all the white saviour movies, the white man saves the day. 

Dynamite. 

Highlights. 

Bryan Danielson vs Alan "5" Angels. 

Another awesome Bryan Danielson match? 

Bryan's arrogance is what got him to win against Dark Order's own, Alan Angels. 

Hangman Page and Bryan Danielson had a verbal back and forth to which John Silver wanted to fight Bryan on behalf of his friend but the American Dragon was like, "You're beneath me" which has made the anti smarks community pretty happy with that line. 

Some Other Things That Happened. 

CM Punk defeated Lee Moriarty - Lee has massive potential. To all my WWE shills, do not sleep on the guy because we might be calling him AEW champion Lee Moriarty in the near future. 

Oh, and MJF continues his verbal disdain over CM Punk. Why? Because he's living Triple H's fantasy, I guess? 

Adam Cole and The Young Bucks kicked the holy hell out of Orange Cassidy - You know it's all about the KICK! VANILLA BOYS BAY BAY! 

Wardlow absolutely demolished Ac Adams - Oh look, it's Shawn Spears. Nice! (sarcasm of course)

Sting and Darby Allin defeated the Gunn Club - aka the quickest tag team match I've ever seen for a toilet break (I'm sorry guys. I had Pizza Hut last night).

Andrade El Idolo lost to Cody Rhodes in a no DQ match - I wish I don't hate myself as much as Cody Rhodes because going through a burning table like that must be tough. 

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