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THE Inconsistent Coherent AEW Take: All Red Barbed Wire Everything.

 The Coherent AEW recap. The only series where the word "consistency" is the equivalent of saying bloody Mary 3 times. And look guys, both AEW shows weren't all that bad aka a typical Tuesday. 

Rampage. 

Highlights. 

Private Party vs Lucha Bros. 

Oh, you know this match had a lot of SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS (in the taking some punches kinda way and not in the sense of drinking alcohol because I'm a halal boy). 

The match was a little too short for my liking but it was sweeter than a peach-flavoured iced tea. Lucha Bros took the W here which means more rankings. 

Some Other Things That Happened. 

House of Black defeated the Dark Order's John Silver and Alex Reynolds - Something tells me that AEW needs a trios championship (no f**king sh*t, Omar). 

Statlander and Athena defeated Renegade Twins - At least Athena's WWE main roster run included a several-month undefeated streak on RAW. This entire feud ain't it for her, the TBS championship and Jade Cargill. 

Also, you know your day sucks when Stokely Hathaway didn't cut a promo on that episode. 

Lee Moriarty lost to Jonathan Gresham - Lee Moriarty in a few years, AEW CHAMPION. 

Dynamite. 

Highlights. 

Darby Allin vs Brody King. 

A pretty good instance of a "David vs Goliath" encounter (yea, no sh*t, Omar). The ending did surprise me since I thought Allin would take the quick roll-up win but instead, Brody choked Allin (harder than Sasha Grey in her prime) and took the W as a result. 

That staredown between Sting and Malaki Black? *Insert wide eye emoji*. 

Some Other Things That Happened. 

Chris Jericho defeated Eddie Kingston in a barbed wire match - All I can say is that it's a lot of blood and guts and slower than that Sloth from Zootopia. 

Luchasaurus said, "That Jungle Boy kid? Kinda based" - That short pairing with Luchasaurus and Christian Cage is better than everything to do with The Judgement Day stable. 

Ricky "my theme song sounds like a level from a Sonic game" Starks defeated Cole Karter - Eh. 

Jon Moxley and Wheeler Yuta took the W against Best Friends - if I was Yuta, I would be staring at the world championship real hard. 

Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale and Athena lost to Jade Cargill, Kiera Hogan and Leila Grey - Just scroll up a bit in case all 2 of y'all weren't clear about my thoughts on the feud and Athena in AEW. 

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