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WWE Smackdown 3/6/22 | A Coherent Review.

Hey, look. Another memorable episode of Smackdown if you're a fan of Madcap Moss. 

Drew McIntyre And The New Day vs The Brawling Burtes. 

Before the match, McIntyre was legit down bad and horned up to a level so high, it's literally over 9000. 

The Butch led his brufs to victory via a bitter end to Xavier Woods. Cool. 


Max Dupri is going to reveal his first client for his modelling agency. Okay? 

Jinder Mahal vs Humberto. 

I know it's been a while but man WWE loves first names. I bet they saw the name "Gus" and said, "Now that's a bada** name". 

Shanky's dancing worked for Jinder Mahal as the modern may Maharaja won the match. Will see if his dancing will lead to another WWE title win……… oh wait. 

Madcap Moss Gave Baron Corbin A BEATING. 

Moss was like, "I AIN'T MID NO MORE, CORBIN". 

Shayna Baszler vs Natalya vs Aliyah vs Raquel Rodriguez vs Shotzi vs Xia Li. 

Hey, look. Here's a name I've not seen since the industrial revolution, Xia Li. The match itself was okay although a little too sloppy. 

Natalya somehow won the match and will face Ronda Rousey for the championship which was a great example of unpredictability at its worst. 

Riddle And Shinsuke Nakamura vs The Uso For The Undisputed Tag Team Championship. 

Thanks to Sami Zayn playing with the 1s and 2s over at the production truck by playing the theme song of Roman Reigns', The Usos took that as an advantage to hit the splash Samoan style on Riddle to retain the red and blue tag belts. 

Riddle then stormed into the stage area and immediately attacked the white-passing Samoan brotha. 

In other words, a DISTRACTION FINISH!? Not surprised. I'm hoping the Sami Zayn and Roman Reigns arc will lead to a Zayn babyface turn but a broke man can only dream. 

So, to recap for all of you slow mofos. 

Like: The main event was kinda tight from an otherwise skippable episode. 

Didn't like: Just read the second half of the sentence above. 

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