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WWE RAW 20/6/22 | A Coherent Review.


RAW was okay. That's it. That's the intro. 

Bianca Belair vs Rhea Ripley for the red women's belt ain't happening!? 

The reason being is that Rhea Ripley isn't medically cleared to compete so a fatal five-way number one contender's match was set up to determine the new number one contender (spoilers, it's Carmella). 

A decision I do not mind or flat out hate.  My 1 and a half viewers will know that I've been critical of WWE's series of rematches but considering it was one of the best matches of the year (yes, I'm talking about Bianca Belair vs Becky Lynch), why not run it back one more time? 

Riddle vs Omos. Money In The Bank Qualifying Match. 

Y'all are about to be so surprised when I tell you that Omos won a match again. 

Omos wins with the double chokeslam to qualify for the Money In The Bank ladder match. 

Seth Rollins showed up (used the "forehead loser sign" like every uncle in the 90s to Riddle), stated that he'll be the next Money In Bank briefcase winner and gave Riddle the good old stomp. Nice! 

Yay! Another Meaningless Vince McMahon Segment. 

Vince was just hyping up John Cena and I gotta ask, for why? 

Yay! Another Pose Down From Austin "Attack On Titan" Theory. 

Luckily, Bob Lashley ruined the whole segment by getting rid of Titan. Cool. 

Angelo Dawkins vs Jey Uso. 

A decent match for what it was. Despite the vicious super-kick Dawkins took, the former RAW tag team champion was still able to defeat Jey Uso with the Low Down. 

Kevin Owens Is Still CONVINCED That Ezekiel Is Elias Even After The Elias And Ezekiel Backstage Segment. 

The worst part about this segment was that Kevin believes that being French Canadian correlates with intelligence. 

Elias gave Owens a beating because why not, right? All jokes aside, it's great to see Elias after a 9 or so month hiatus. 

Bobby Lashley Against Alpha Academy And Titan Theory. 

No, it isn't a handicap match but rather a gauntlet match (how 2019 of you, WWE). And after what it feels like an eternity, Lashley emerged victorious even with the odds stacked against him. 

AJ Styles Called "A Failure" By Miz On Miz TV. 

Styles responded that minutes later with a strike using the mic to The Miz. Styles then had a match with Ciampa and successfully defeated the former 2-time NXT champion with a phenomenal forearm (literally a Wrestlemania-worthy match). 

Sucks that Ciampa is replacing the role of Finn Balor in being kinda there. 

After that, Miz failed in his attack on Styles and instead, he ate a styles clash. 


Veer Mahaan proves once again in an interview with Kevin Patrick that he is indeed an Indian Gigachad. 

Asuka vs Becky Lynch. Money In The Bank Qualifying Match.

Hey look, a good match. Asuka defeated Becky Lynch to win the match and qualify for the Money In The Bank ladder match. 

So, to recap for all of you slow mofos. 

Like: Asuka vs Becky Lynch, chad Veer Mahaan.  

Didn't like: Vince McMahon, a whole lotta meh, Ciampa replaced the role of Balor as being kinda there. 

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