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A Few Thoughts I Guess: Forbidden Door. Wrestlemania 2000 But With Thigh Slaps?

 I know my 4 viewers, I haven't posted anything in over a week and that's because ya boy was under the weather (not Covid related thankfully). 

But, the content never stops no matter how many pieces I've posted that include fart jokes straight out of master of disguise. 

With that being said, here are a few thoughts, I guess? 

Brief Thoughts On The Forbidden Door. 

Yea. You read the headline right. Forbidden Door is Wrestlemania 2000 with thigh slaps. 

What do I mean by that? Well, the main critique (or nitpick I should say) I have for this show (despite being a very good one), is that they were a LOT of multi-person matches and counting how many singles matches were there by two hands is as hard as pronouncing whatever the hell this word is (Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch). 

Like I said, I really had a good time with Forbidden Door, I just wished there was a little bit more variety in match types. 

(Also) Brief Thoughts On Monday Night RAHHHHHH! 

Take John Cena's appearance out of it and the red brand actually delivered a good show that includes one of the best battle royal matches I've seen all year (and that's saying something because battle royal and good might as well be an oxymoron).

Also, regarding The Mysterios facing Finn Balor and Damian Priest, how long do you think that Dominik will turn on his alleged father and join the Judgement Day stable?

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