And the episode reflected that in my humble opinion.
A Ronda Rousey And Charlotte Flair Brawl.
Headline once again doing God's work right now. I mean, at least Charlotte didn't do the typical heel thing and ran away from a fight, right?
Shayna Baszler vs Sasha Banks.
In my opinion, a Wrestlemania worthy match had Shayna Baszler been booked better on TV.
After Sasha Banks defeated Shayna Baszler, Baszler and Nattie unsuccessfully attempted a beatdown on Banks and Naomi since the tag champs retaliated quickly with a double eat defeat to Natalya. Coolinos.
Midcap Moss' Sad Attempt At Stand Up Comedy, You Know, Like Dave Chappelle.
BOOM. GOT EM.
Gunther vs Drew Gulak.
The "USA" chants aka the only time Drew Gulak actually got over accidentally. Slim fit Gunther wins with a powerbomb.
Sheamus And Ridge Holland vs The New Day In A Tables Match.
This match had no right to be this darn good because that slapped. Thanks to the mad oi bruf, Butch, Sheamus and Ridge Holland put Xavier Woods (a King Of The Ring winner, by the way) through a table.
Speaking of "USA! USA!", Lacey Evans talks about her origins as a performer for the 5th week in a row. Unlike the previous weeks, she actually showed up in the area. Nothing screams USA quite like Evans' fit.
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Sami Zayn.
A 2016 match of the year now facing on a random episode of Smackdown starring a guy that acts like Randall Weems from Recess. And it ended with a count-out victory for Sami Zayn. Noice!
The Bloodline, Drew McIntyre And RKBRO Came Face To Face.
The show started with a brawl and it ended with a brawl. WWE definitely took some notes from AEW.
So, to recap for all of you slow mofos.
Like: Sheamus and Ridge Holland vs The New Day in a tables match.
Didn't like: At least I didn't pull a "bearded white guy ranting about WWE that'll definitely have blood pressure in a few years" (Oh and Midcap Moss sucks as a comedian).