Ronda Wanted A Rematch For The Blue Women's Belt In An I Quit Match At The Backlash Of Wrestlemania.
Headline once again doing the lord's work by describing the entire segment. If you've watched Wrestlemania then this isn't surprising given how the match ended.
Also, a black woman making a Susan tap out? I'm all for it.
Xavier Woods vs Butch.
Remember when Xavier Woods was once called "King Woods" because he won The King Of The Ring tournament? No? Well, so did WWE apparently.
Nevertheless, the match was prettay good. After the Butcha bruf lost to Woods via an inside cradle, he decided to have a bit of a scuffle with Ridge Holland and Sheamus.
Maybe this is the way to bring back the Peter Dune we know and love? Highly doubt that but I'm praying to Allah that it happens though.
Gunther Destroys A Local Competitor.
Local competitor aka a nice way to call someone a jobber. By the way, that theme song of his? Get rid of it because just like Arby's, it's f**king trash. The OG was way better like why the sudden change? Speaking of change, Marcel Barthel is now Ludwig Kaiser named after that Youtube Guy. At least Gunther won the match, right?
Happy Corbin Was Like, "Bro, you're just like Dolph Ziggler in that you're mid af".
Corbin took his frustrations on Madcap Moss but failed as he was thrown out of the ring by the man himself.
Midcap Moss no more? For real though, how long do you think that WWE would pull out an Alex Riley on Moss? My answer is not for long.
Lacey Evans Is Back With An Origin Story About Her Life.
I missed when she dressed as her grandmother and pretended to be someone in a time that white people would like to bring back.
Sasha Banks vs Liv Morgan.
The match itself was aight. Liv Morgan won the match with the most protective move in pro wrestling today, the roll-up.
Drew McIntyre vs Sami Zayn.
The Scotsman won the match via a count-out due to Zayn running all the way to the crowd area. Can they skip to the part where McIntyre faces Roman Reigns for the blue belt? I'll like that.
And speaking of the tribal chief, the show ended with him telling his cousins in The Usos to bring the RAW tag team championship into the bloodline. Out came Shinsuke Nakamura and he was later attacked by The Usos after Roman Reigns "sympathized with his pain" of losing his tag team partner via an injury.
It looks like Nakamura could be Roman's next feud and I'm all for it, honestly. It's about time that Shinsuke is elevated into the star that he should be.
Other than that, the segment was, like the entire episode, pretty forgettable and skippable.
So, to recap for all of you slow mofos.
Like: Xavier Woods vs Butch.
Didn't like: The entire show was a good old waste of time.