WWE RAW Before Wrestlemania 38 | A Coherent Review.

There it is. My 3rd time covering the RAW Before a Wrestlemania and like the previous years, it's pretty skippable and the reviews have the same amount of viewers as every lifetime movie on TV in that nobody watches or really cares about it.

And how was this week's episode of Monday Night RAW? To my surprise, it was pretty decent honestly.

Roman Reigns And Brock Lesnar exchanged a battle of the "I'm going to beat you at WrestleMania" line.

And who won that game? It's Brock obviously due to the way he said, "Welcome to Monday Night RAW" in the way only Lesnar can. Mike Rome looked at that and said, "I need to be the ring announcer that stepped up."

Both guys did a decent job of hyping this match and there's nothing to go further than that.

Akira Towaza gave a diamond ring to Tamina signalling a marriage of sorts (no sh*t, Omar) after they took down flippy Reg and his white friend. Cool.

Rey Mysterio vs The Miz.

Lucha Logan? More like Booocha Logan, am I right (Omar, imma slap you harder than Will Smith because of that awful pun).

A match that lasted longer than a darn TIK TAK via a roll-up from Rey to Miz. To which, Rey and his son stood tall as he got rid of two guys with the most punchable face currently.

Sasha Banks, Naomi, Rhea Ripley And Liv Morgan vs Carmella, Zelina Vega, Natalya And Shayna Baszler.

An 8 women tag team match that had no business being this good. Ripley led her team to victory with the riptide to Zelina Vega.

Austin Theory vs Ricochet.

Ricochet got the "local competitor" entrance AS THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!

Not only that, my man lost with ease. I get that Austin has a noteworthy role compared to Ricochet but can't y'all get LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE!?

Bianca Belair Gave Becky A Bit Of A Haircut.

Belair cut an Irish person's ginger hair which in this case, might as well be a hate crime (sarcasm of course).

Omos defeated yet another tag team in The Viking Raiders.

But then, out came the return of the Bob. No, I'm not talking about Late Night Grin's Robert O'Neil but rather Bobby Lashley and he put the big man down with a quick shoulder tackle.

Oh, shoot. We just witnessed Omos' first bump.

Drew McIntyre took a beating from an Unhappy Corbin after McIntyre won a handicap match.

The headline described it all. Thanks, headline, because I couldn't care less about this entire feud!

Edge said, "Let me recreate the Judgement day 2009 poster".

AJ Styles doesn't like Edge's actions towards him and his "a lot of words" which I'll bet the latter is the worst of the two given that he's confused about the fact that they are more words in the English language just like how I'm confused with his views on the planet Earth.

Chaos ensued from both the RAW and Smackdown tag team champions as well as their challengers.

The brawl between RKBRO, The Street Profits, Shinsuke Nakamura, Rick Boogs and The Usos happened after the tag match between RKBRO and The Usos ended via a DQ.

That pick up from Riddle followed by an RKO to Montez Ford was *chef's kiss*.

So, to recap for all of you slow mofos.

Like: Brock Lesnar's opening promo, the 8 women tag team match.

Didn't like: Ricochet as the "local competitor".

WWE Wrestlemania 26 | A Coherent Review.

I've teased a mystery review on my Facebook page (which you can click here to follow us) and that mystery has now been unveiled. It's Wrestlemania 26. This review was delayed and was supposed to be up last Monday but at least is now up. Also, The first draft of this review was 7 pages long so strap in. By far, the longest review on this very website. I thought it would be fitting to review a Wrestlemania from a decade back and how do I feel about it? It was a show that if you watched it, you're most likely going to have a good time. It was a mix of great things but terrible things at the same time as most shows. The 26th edition of Wrestlemania took place in the University of Phoenix Stadium in the Phoenix suburb of Glendale, Arizona on March 28th, 2010. The commentators were Micheal Cole, Jerry Lawler and Matt Striker. Honestly, Striker was pretty good and a far better colour commentator than Lawler was on this show (even today, Lawler is still bleh on commen...

NXT Takeover: Stand And Deliver Night 2 | A Coherent Review.

While I prefer night one of NXT Takeover: Stand And Deliver ( check out the review here ), night 2 did bring in some solid encounters from talented performers. Images via WWE.com Santos Escobar vs Jordan Devlin For The Cruiserweight Championship In A Ladder Match. This opening encounter was pretty fun to witness. During the match, Devlin delivered a sick looking moonsault shades of Kurt Angle ala the early 2000s from the top of the ladder to Escobar. Speaking of moves from the ladder, Devlin nailed a Spanish fly. The match concluded with Escobar pushing Devlin that had the Irishmen land through a ladder to which Escobar grabbed both belts to crown himself the undisputed cruiserweight champion. I'm surprised that the folks over at the yellow made the decision to have Santos win this match given that he's too good to be in that division and he should be in the main event scene or even in the North American title picture at the very least. However, I ain...

WWE NXT 25/9/19 | My Coherent Review.

Not as great as last week's show but it was a good effort overall by NXT. Keith Lee vs Dominic Djakovic. A rematch from a fantastic match several weeks ago and no surprise, it was amazing. After a test of strength being implemented by both guys, Lee hits a quick crossbody. Djakovic then delivered a chokeslam to Lee on the ring apron. Lee countered that devastating moment with an impressive one with a moonsault from the middle rope. A Canadian destroyer and a moonsault from Djakovic later and Djakovic was shocked that Keith carried him to which Lee delivered a modified jackhammer to win this match. And yes, it was a 50/50 booking but WHO. THE. HELL. CARES!? That is what I call a wrestling equivalent of a delicious entree. Dakota Kai vs Taynara. Nice seeing Dakota Kai once again. The New Zealander won the match with GTK or the go-to kick. The Street Profits cut a promo earlier about their tag team title match next week against t...

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