And this episode proved my point. It isn’t the worst RAW I’ve seen but it’s definitely one of the most mediocre ones out there.
At least Veer is finally COMING! My man should talk to Sean Ross Sapp for a blue chew sample because it took him forever to come.
Kevin Baldwens!?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT WAS AWFUL!
Owens, dressed as the rattlesnake himself, decided to mess with the audience by mocking Steve Austin (and no, it's not because Austin is apparently a fan of the Backstreet boys).
I will give Kevin credit here. He's trying to make this arc work but honestly, I'm not a fan of the execution mainly because the rivalry will lead to one big talk show segment at WrestleMania and NOTHING ELSE (could be wrong though).
Seth Rollins Wanted Styles To Take His Spot In FACING Edge And………..
The phenomenal flat-earther said, "face me b*tch" and that's exactly what happened.
Edge nailed AJ with a chair shot on his back which led to the match ending in a DQ and Sethy literally tore everything that was around him out of frustration.
There are two things that interest me about this year's Wrestlemania. The obvious one is Styles vs Edge. The second interesting thing, however, is Seth Rollins' "directionless" angle and how he wants to contribute to the biggest spectacle in pro wrestling.
It's surprisingly a rare story being told but it's also a simple one too based totally in reality due to the fact that drippy Jesus got nothing going on for Titan Tower's biggest show of the year.
Rey And Dominik Mysterio vs Robert Roode And Dolph Ziggler.
Dolph Ziggler has gotten the "mid" treatment for so long, I just found out that the guy is currently an NXT champion aka the least noteworthy NXT champion since Bo Dallas.
After the Mysterios won the match, your boy Mike ripped off Rey's mask. In other words, "a heel takes off Rey Mysterio's mask and becomes obsessed with it" cliche.
Cool.
Omos vs Apollo Crews And Commander Azeez.
Remember when Apollo got a bit of a push a year or so ago? Yea, WWE wants you to forget about it so Whatculture includes that in their "ten things WWE want you to forget about Apollo Crews".
Omos destroyed these dudes with a double chokeslam.
In a backstage segment, Zelina Vega slapped Carmella was like, "focus on us, B*TCH!" By the way, if you wanna portray Carmella like that, at least get her a phone that isn't 7 years old (I'm sarcastically nitpicking).
Rhea Ripley and Liv Morgan lost to Shayna Baszler and Natalya. Coolinos.
Meanwhile, Becky Lynch cut a pretty good promo basically stating that she'll beat up Bianca Belair (aka if the word "black excellence" was on display).
RKBRO got a BEA. TING.
By who? Both The Street Profits and Alpha Academy after Riddle pinned Chad Gable for the victory. Noice!
Meanwhile, Austin Theory lost to Finnie Baylord due to the good old distraction finish by Pat McAfee.
Meanwhile, meanwhile, Reginald and Dana Brooke defeated Akira Tozawa and Tamina in what feels like the 20th movie in the Fast And The Furious franchise.
So, to recap for all of you slow mofos.
Like: the Seth Rollins arc and Becky Lynch's promo.
Didn't like: the opening segment, dull a** Wrestlemania build.
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