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WWE Smackdown 11/2/22 | A Coherent Review.

Other than the women's championship match, this episode (as per usual) didn't do it much for ya boy. 

White Ally, Vince McMahon CANCELS Sonya Deville. 

Vince McMahon is protecting black women by declining not only Sonya's fine over Ronda Rousey but also ordering the WWE official to not interfere in the Smackdown women's championship bout between Naomi and Charlotte Flair. 

Unfortunately, Vinnie Mac didn't say those words in person as he told Adam Pearce to read his statement but you read the title, he's still a white ally to me DAMN IT! 

The New Day vs Los Lotharios. 

Big E and Kofi Kingston going back to their old ways just don't feel right. We all had high hopes for the big man but WWE loves to kill momentum like a slasher horror movie. 

At least the tag match was actually good. Los Lotharios picked up the W with a roll-up from Angel to Kofi Kingston. 


Roman Reigns said during an interview with Michael Cole regarding Goldberg's WCW undefeated streak that if he was in WCW, everyone would be winning because the company would still be in business. 

Roman may have a few nicknames like the big dog or the tribal chief but philosopher!? Now, that's new. 

Aliyah vs Natalya In A Dungeon Style Match. 

With a match that doesn't include count outs, you know Aliyah is screwed like Bret……….. Well, I'm not going to say that. 

Natalya finally got the W over Aliyah to which she encountered a few kicks By "white knight" Xia Lia. Coolio! 

"In-Zayn Podcast Time," Says No One Besides Maybe Corey Graves Because He Sucks. 

As a guy who's relaunching a podcast soon, I got a few tips for Sami Zayn already. First of which being DON'T HOST IT ON A LIVE AUDIENCE ESPECIALLY IN A WRESTLING SETTING WHERE WRESTLERS ARE INTERRUPTING YOU! 

Zayn put down both Shinsuke Nakamura and Rick Boogs by electrocuting Rick and delivering the helluva kick to the intercontinental champion. 

Al Cool Bin Tamam! 

Happy Corbin vs Cesaro. 

A meh match. Corbin defeated Cesaro with the end of days. 

In another interview with Michael Cole, Goldberg wanted to destroy the tribal chief. Maybe in Earth 2, it'll happen. 


Midcap Moss would like his match with Drew McIntyre at Chambers of Eliminations to be cancelled but McIntyre was like, "Nah, you good". Okay? 

Charlotte Flair vs Naomi For The Smackdown Women's Championship. 

The main event is legit the only thing that got me pumped up even though the episode was about to end which is a rare feeling I get from watching pro wrestling, especially WWE's programming. 

What a freaking match. Even without Sonya Deville, unfortunately for the glow queen, she wouldn't be able to defeat Charlotte Flair as Flair retained the title with the natural selection. 

So, to recap for all of you slow mofos. 

Like: White ally, Vince McMahon, the Smackdown women's championship bout. 

Didn't like: Just cancel the rest of the episode. 

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