Paul Heyman Announces That Brocky Brock Is…….
Defending the title against Bob the lash man on March 5th at Madison Square Garden.
I don't mind a rematch since their previous encounter was decent and there's no way in Joe Pesci's universe that Bobby is taking back the big WWE belt.
The Street Profits vs Alpha Academy.
A decent tag team affair between all four talented individuals.
The academy of alphas defeated the former tag champs thanks to Otis's weight crashing down on Montez Ford which led to Chad Gable grabbing Ford's foot for the victory.
Finn Balor And Tomasso Ciampa vs Dolph Ziggler And Robert Roode.
Ciampa's theme song should be the main theme for Monday Night RAW in that no one will survive the visual atrocity that fans consume on a weekly basis.
He led his tag partner in Finn Balor to victory with the almighty roll up to Robert Roode.
LOGAN PAUL!? REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?
The Miz was talking about how his next guest was "dashing" and it turned out to be none other than the man that lost millions of dollars over pokemon cards (get f**ked), Logan Paul.
Can't blame Mr Mike Mizanin. I mean, both Cody Rhodes and Logan Paul are white, blonde and anti-racists.
A match was announced between The Mysterios, The Miz and Logan Paul at Wrestlemania.
As of late, The Miz was reliving the early 2010s by feuding with Edge and Rey Mysterio.
So, at the very least, there is some new blood for Miz to interact with like Logan Paul and Dominik Mysterio.
I would be lying though if I said I was all that thrilled at the possibility of this tag team match happening.
Damian Priest defeated Shelton Benjamin To Which…….
Finnie Baylor challenged the big tall Puerto Rician for the US title next week. Should've been announced for Wrestlemania since that match sounds like a great banger of an opening match.
You Heard Nikki A.S.H, She's Almost A Superhero.
Rhea Ripley and that darn superhero, have finally settled the score via a match. And the match ended as quickly as Metal Gear Solid 5: Ground Zeroes.
This feud had some potential but unfortunately, the arc is so watered down, I legitimately do give an F about all of this.
Reggie not only had to battle the stupid "What" chants during his promo but he also battled Dana Brooke for the ugly green belt. And he lost the belt due to a kiss from Dana Brooke. Riveting stuff, guys.
Bianca Belair Wants To Run All The Way Back In Winning The Big One.
Becky Lynch heard all of that after she showed up to the ring and said, "you're delusional, you're delusional".
It's a decent scene that showcases their history aka the one unfaithful moment that shall not be named.
Oh, and she defeated Doudrop in an okay encounter.
In an in-ring promo from the man that to quote Rob Zombie, never gonna stop him, he announced an open challenge for a regular exhibition at Wrestlemania. I don't wanna be that guy but *clears my throat* Cody Rhodes?
RKBRO vs Seth Rollins And Kevin Owens.
My man Kevin thinks that insulting Texas gets him heel heat but to be fair, he and Elias pissed off Seattle of all cities.
The main event bout was pretty solid.
The pairing of Seth "super freak" Rollins and Kevin "just like Fulham, Texas sucks" Owens defeated RKBRO which means the red tag belts will be defended in a triple threat match, playas!
So, to recap for all of you slow mofos.
Like: I guess the main event match was enjoyable?
Didn't like: Well, that Rhea Ripley and Nikki A.S.H feud is disappointing, Eh!?
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