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WWE Smackdown 28/1/22 | A Coherent Review.

Smackdown before the 2022 Royal Rumble was pretty f*king skippable. Nothing too major happened which is, unfortunately, to be expected these days. 

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Legit Royal Rumble Winner!? 


At least that's what the entire opening scene implied based on Sasha Banks standing tall in the end after the likes of Aliyah, Natalya, "holy sh*t, Aliyah is getting more of a push than I do" Shayna Baszler and "I'm still here" Shotzi. 

I guess the ending was one big stan fan cam so that's cool, I guess. 

Ricochet And Cesaro vs Sheamus And Ridge Holland. 

Yay! A rematch from the Day One show. The big bruf pinned the Swiss superman to win the tag team bout. Coolirnos. 

Naomi vs Sonya Deville. 

Oh, my pog of all pogs. This was a fun encounter. I guess the groundhog day of wrestling segments benefited in the end? Not really. 

After the glow queen defeated a certified Susan, Sonya Deville, the current WWE official decided to include herself in the women's Royal Rumble match.  

#stayawayfromblackpeople'sbusiness. 

In-Zayn Podcast May Be A Bad Segment But It's Better Than The Joe Rogan Experience. 

That headline above has a point. The scene led to a tag match between Jinder Mahal, Shanky, Shinsuke Nakamura and Rick Boogs which the latter won the bout thanks to Boogs' strength. 

Well, I need the strength to go through a meaningless episode without yawning. 

The New Day In Big E And Kofi Kingston vs Madcap Moss And Happy Corbin. 

The babyfaces prevailed with the midnight hour. AL Cool Bin Tamam. 

Roman Reigns Wanted To STACK AND SMASH Seth Rollins Before Their Match Tomorrow. 


Uh, it's a title based feud, what do you think!? 

Rollins did steal it in his promo before the dude dodged a superman punch from the tribal chief which was Ricochet levels of cool. 

 So, to recap for all of you slow mofos. 

Like: Seth Rollins' promo, Naomi vs Sonya Deville. 

Didn't like: meaningless a** matches, In-Zayn podcast. 

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