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WWE NXT 2.0 30/11/21 | A Coherent Review.

NXT this week wasn't as bad as last week. It was still kinda average overall but I didn't have a sense of boredom throughout the show. 

Images via WWE.com 

Kay Lee Ray vs Dakota Kai In A War Games Advantage Ladder Match. 

Aka the *Scottish accent* Glasgae vs The kiwi in a solid opening match. 

Kay Lee Ray climbed up and grabbed the briefcase to win the War Games advantage. 

If I was taking part in the match, I'm hoping the war games advantage contract included me not wrestling and standing there like a battle royal match or something. 

Cameron Grimes vs Andre Chase. 

This match and what happened after it was meh. 

After Grimes' defeat over Andre, Duke Hudson showed Grimes the bald version of the North Carolina native and like all people with hair that isn't receding, it pissed Grimes off. 


Msk finally met the shaman at least that's what I've concluded based on the smoke coming out of the room and the bright a** light.  Do I care about this? Nope. 

Kyle O'Reilly And Von Wagner vs Legado De La Fantasma. Number One Contender's Match.  

Remember when Kyle O'Reilly was fighting for the NXT championship? Good times. 

At least his team won the right to be part of the NXT tag team championship, right? 


Tiffany Stratton prepares her upcoming NXT debut by going shopping. If she shopped on the chaos that is Black Friday, the debut would've been delayed by several months. 

Edris Enofe vs Solo Sikoa. 


Speaking of NXT debuts. And unfortunately for Enofe, he lost his match to Solo Sikoa because Sikoa's big and to quote the late Paul Mooney, "so mo n***as". 

Unlike a Paul Mooney stand up, nobody cares about Boa showing up to brawl with Sikoa. 

Joe Gacy's All-Inclusive Invitational. 


Joe Gacy with his lamest attempt at being a white saviour, decided to fight anyone regardless of size, race or even gender. 

That last part solidifies my perspective that Triple H has definitely nothing to do with NXT 2.0. 

Out came The Diamond Mine and Strong gave the guy an elbow strike which led to Gacy immediately leaving the ring. 

Cool? 

Indi Hartwell And Persia Pirotta vs Yulisa Leon And Valentina Ford. 

Like Malcolm Bivens, I am now a Persia Pirotta fan because God damn, that woman is impressive in the ring. 

And It's all thanks to her that she and Hartwell won the match.  

Bron Breakker vs Johnny Gargano In A War Games Advantage Ladder Match. 


Bron held himself pretty well with NXT's own Johnny Gargano (or soon to be former NXT's own?) 

The man with (Alhamdulillah) 2 Ks in his last name, wins the advantage ladder match. 

All I have to say here is that this was a fun bout from top to bottom. 

So, to recap for all of you slow mofos. 

Like: The two War Games advantage ladder matches. 

Didn't like: Nothing really? 

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