WWE Smackdown 25/6/21 | A Coherent Review.

If you love rematches and storyline continuations that should've had a decisive conclusion, then this episode is for you!

This show, to put it lightly, wasn't good. As a matter of opinion, the program was so darn awful.

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Bayley And Seth Rollins vs Bianca Belair And Cesaro.

They essentially had words to fill about "who's the winner and who's the loser" in an open segment before the match took place.

I find it really head-scratching that Bayley called the SmackDown women's champion, "Bianca Beloser" even though Bayley lost to Belair in a "clean as glass" type of finish.

I will say this, Seth Rollins laughing in the background every time Bayley said something about Belair is pure gold. Probably it's best to keep Rollins as a heel just for that laugh alone.

The match ended with a pinfall victory from Bayley to the SmackDown's women's champion and you know what that means? REMATCH!

I do not hate rematches as long as each match is better than the last and their Hell In A Cell match was kinda mid.

So, why would I look forward to that encounter once more?

Shinsuke Nakamura Got A King Coloration.

This entire segment, I feel like, is unironically the saddest yet funniest thing I've ever seen all week.

Baron was crying his a** off like he just watched the film "Life Is Beautiful" with Roberto Benigni.

This should've someway somehow led to a King Of The Ring tournament but it is what it is.

Apollo Crews vs Big E. Money In The Bank Qualifying Match.

A match that was way better than their IC title match at Wrestlemania a few months back.

The "let's portray Apollo Crews as a weak champion" did not pay off as Big E pulled off the victory with the big ending.

Is it really that difficult to actually book a match with Apollo Crews that involves a victory without outside interference?

The writing for Apollo Crews since his IC title victory has been nothing but basura, my Gs.

Carmella vs Liv Morgan.

Carmella was given the Money In The Bank ladder match spot even though other competitors have to compete to qualify for that match (and also recently lost a match with Liv Morgan).

Now, let me ask you something, people. Does this actually make a lick of sense?

Morgan picked up the victory against Carmella once again. Again, I ask you lovely yet complicated human beings.

Does the direction for this entire segment and match, make a lick of sense to you?

Jimmy Uso defeated Dolph Ziggler. Cool. Speaking of Uso sort of, Edge returned and gave an absolute BEATING to Roman Reigns (as well as Jimmy Uso).

Out of all the revisiting of feuds, the Edge and Roman Reigns is the one that I'm slightly intrigued by because we haven't seen the eventual one on one match between those two guys.

However, I would be lying if I said that I'm all on board with this rivalry, ya know?

So, to recap for all of you slow mofos.

Like: I guess Baron Corbin crying over a crown?

Didn't like: The booking for Apollo Crews, the Bayley and Bianca Belair aspect of the opening segment, the entire Carmella and Liv Morgan stuff.

WWE Survivor Series 2018 | My Coherent Review.

Hello, my fellow wrestling fans reading this and welcome to my coherent review for Survivor Series 2018. Overall, it was a very entertaining show throughout with some minor issues and here's why. (KICK OFF SHOW) Tag team Survivor Series match This match was a great example of a skippable match until the last moments. Xavier Woods did the springboard elbow drop and both members of The Revival countered that into a shatter machine which look amazing. Minutes later, Scott Dawson hit a superplex to Jimmy Uso and an immediate frog splash from Dash Wilder to a near fall. After that, Both Usos hit a superkick to Dash followed by a Uso splash and just like that, the Smackdown team took the W which WWE wants to forget about that (so stupid). A decent match but with a boring start in my opinion. (MAIN SHOW) Women’s Survivor Series match Before the match started when Nia Jax’s music hit, she got volcanic heat from the Los Ang...

WWE Wrestlemania: Backlash 2021 | A Coherent Review.

Wrestlemania: Backlash or as I like to call it, Backlashimania, gets an enthusiastic thumbs up for me. I enjoyed the hell out of this PPV overall. Images via WWE.com The opening intro was narrated by the greatest of all time, Batista and it was straight badass despite the fact it was pretty much a promotion for Zack Snyder's new film, Army Of The Dead. If you've read my about page, then you'll know that I ain't talking about Zack Snyder movies because his fans are…… never mind. Rhea Ripley vs Charlotte Flair vs Asuka For The RAW Women's Championship. Charlotte with the Cruella De Vil inspired ring gear was to quote Dolph Ziggler's old theme song, "perfection". The opening bout was fast-paced, high octane action that didn't have a slow/dull moment. All of these women utilized quick grapples and strikes to their advantage. Charlotte was this close to capturing the title but she was pushed to the outside, nailed the riptide to Asuka and that...

WWE NXT 2.0 16/11/21 | A Coherent Review.

I haven't reviewed NXT in two weeks and holy crap, I didn't miss much at all. This week's show was BO. RING and I'm trying to make this interesting by adding my lame a** humour and you know you f'd up when I have to rely on my jokes to make this week's NXT discussion somewhat engaging. Images via WWE.com Tony D'Angelo vs Dexter Lumis. The scary white man vs The spicy white man. WHO WILL SURVIVE!? The answer is my favourite POC wrestler currently, Tony D'Angelo (that joke will never get old). Johnny Gargano came to check on Dexter Lumis after Camelo Hayes and Trick Williams destroyed Lumis' hand. Minutes later, all three guys in Dunne, Gargano and Hayes announced a triple threat match for the North American championship. Should be a good match, is all I'm going to say about that. Odyssey Jones And Jacket Time vs The Diamond Mine. First off, Jacket time isn't a good tag team name. It sounds like me as a 5-year-old after wearing ...

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