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WWE RAW 6/6/22 | A Coherent Review

Hell In A Cell was surprisingly a good PPV mainly because it didn't go for two hours after seeing 2 matches. 

As far as Monday Night RAW is concerned, it was surprisingly prettay, prettay, pretty good.  

Also, some guy named John Felix Anthony is coming to RAW in a few weeks. Don't know why exactly but we'll find out soon. 

SETH ROLLINS ATTACKS A WHITE ALLY IN 4K. 

Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. This was an acceptable way to write off Cody Rhodes so I'm hoping for a speedy recovery from the American nightmare. 

I will say, the main event scene for the men is looking as empty as the movie theatre after Morbius' re-release. 

I'm hoping WWE has somewhat of a decent plan to counteract that but I highly doubt that. 

Becky Lynch is sick of the 24/7 championship stuff. 

Becky hates that division so badly, that she faced Dana Brooke in a match and lost thanks to Asuka holding one of Becky's legs so that Brooke goes for the quick pinfall victory. 

It made sense here so I ain't mad at the distraction finish. 

Riddle interrupts a Miz And Ms season premiere celebration. 

This led to a match between Riddal and The Miz and it was fine. No shocker, Riddle wins

The Street Profits vs The Usos. 

An awesome tag team affair and the best part, is we're probably going to see a rematch seeing that The Street Profits won the whole thing via a count-out. 

Theory isn't buying the whole championship match between himself and Bob Lashley. 

A white person not giving a black person an opportunity!? That's crazy bruh. Tell me more. 

Also, Titan shouldn't flex his muscles like that because Bob Lashley's biceps are so big, it'll literally save me from a nuclear bomb.

Nothing and I mean NOTHING will stop the Indian Gigachad. Not even Eddie Guerrero. 

That statement is true since the match ended with a DQ due to the fact that Rey gave Veer some kicks but that, of course, didn't put Veer down because he's 100% that based. 

Edge is a babyface now!? 

It turns out that Finn Balor joined the Judgment Day stable and then, he (as well as Rhea Ripley and Damian Priest), turned on their leader. 

This is what happens when you're dressing like a conservative talk show host. 

Yes, that turn was straight out of a Vince Russo written segment from a 1999 episode of RAW  but it is finally some time that the creative Gods gave Finn some *drum roll* edge. 

Omos vs Cedric Alexander.

If you see the name "Cedric Alexander" in the headline, you know what happens. Omos wins with the double chokeslam. 

Oh, and Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode returned and messed with the Nigerian Giant Gonzalez. Cool. 

Ezekiel revealed something interesting after defeating Otis. 

And that is, Ezekiel is indeed Elias………….. Nah, that was a swerve as he lied to Owens so that he can get his rematch against Owens next week.

Smart guy. I wonder where he learned that from? 

Alexa Bliss vs Liv Morgan vs Doudrop vs Rhea Ripley. Winner Faces Bianca Belair For The Red Women's Belt At Money In The Bank. 

A solid fatal four-way main event match, Playas. My preference choice was Rhea Ripley if I had to choose the winner of the bout and I'm happy with my decision.

It's been a match I've been looking forward to ever since they were the final two in last year's Royal Rumble match. 

So, to recap for all of you slow mofos. 

Like: Smart man Ezekiel, The Street Profits vs The Usos, reminder that Veer Mahaan rules, Finn getting some edge. 

Didn't like: Also a reminder that the name Dirty Dogz f'ing sucks

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