Skip to main content

WWE RAW 6/6/22 | A Coherent Review

Hell In A Cell was surprisingly a good PPV mainly because it didn't go for two hours after seeing 2 matches. 

As far as Monday Night RAW is concerned, it was surprisingly prettay, prettay, pretty good.  

Also, some guy named John Felix Anthony is coming to RAW in a few weeks. Don't know why exactly but we'll find out soon. 

SETH ROLLINS ATTACKS A WHITE ALLY IN 4K. 

Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. This was an acceptable way to write off Cody Rhodes so I'm hoping for a speedy recovery from the American nightmare. 

I will say, the main event scene for the men is looking as empty as the movie theatre after Morbius' re-release. 

I'm hoping WWE has somewhat of a decent plan to counteract that but I highly doubt that. 

Becky Lynch is sick of the 24/7 championship stuff. 

Becky hates that division so badly, that she faced Dana Brooke in a match and lost thanks to Asuka holding one of Becky's legs so that Brooke goes for the quick pinfall victory. 

It made sense here so I ain't mad at the distraction finish. 

Riddle interrupts a Miz And Ms season premiere celebration. 

This led to a match between Riddal and The Miz and it was fine. No shocker, Riddle wins

The Street Profits vs The Usos. 

An awesome tag team affair and the best part, is we're probably going to see a rematch seeing that The Street Profits won the whole thing via a count-out. 

Theory isn't buying the whole championship match between himself and Bob Lashley. 

A white person not giving a black person an opportunity!? That's crazy bruh. Tell me more. 

Also, Titan shouldn't flex his muscles like that because Bob Lashley's biceps are so big, it'll literally save me from a nuclear bomb.

Nothing and I mean NOTHING will stop the Indian Gigachad. Not even Eddie Guerrero. 

That statement is true since the match ended with a DQ due to the fact that Rey gave Veer some kicks but that, of course, didn't put Veer down because he's 100% that based. 

Edge is a babyface now!? 

It turns out that Finn Balor joined the Judgment Day stable and then, he (as well as Rhea Ripley and Damian Priest), turned on their leader. 

This is what happens when you're dressing like a conservative talk show host. 

Yes, that turn was straight out of a Vince Russo written segment from a 1999 episode of RAW  but it is finally some time that the creative Gods gave Finn some *drum roll* edge. 

Omos vs Cedric Alexander.

If you see the name "Cedric Alexander" in the headline, you know what happens. Omos wins with the double chokeslam. 

Oh, and Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode returned and messed with the Nigerian Giant Gonzalez. Cool. 

Ezekiel revealed something interesting after defeating Otis. 

And that is, Ezekiel is indeed Elias………….. Nah, that was a swerve as he lied to Owens so that he can get his rematch against Owens next week.

Smart guy. I wonder where he learned that from? 

Alexa Bliss vs Liv Morgan vs Doudrop vs Rhea Ripley. Winner Faces Bianca Belair For The Red Women's Belt At Money In The Bank. 

A solid fatal four-way main event match, Playas. My preference choice was Rhea Ripley if I had to choose the winner of the bout and I'm happy with my decision.

It's been a match I've been looking forward to ever since they were the final two in last year's Royal Rumble match. 

So, to recap for all of you slow mofos. 

Like: Smart man Ezekiel, The Street Profits vs The Usos, reminder that Veer Mahaan rules, Finn getting some edge. 

Didn't like: Also a reminder that the name Dirty Dogz f'ing sucks. 

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

WWE RAW 16/8/21 | A Coherent Review.

Another week, another L for the red brand in terms of overall quality. And they do not need that L considering that it's the final show before this year's SummerSlam event.  Images via WWE.com   Randal Keith Orton And Riddal Are Back Together?  Randy explained his actions last week, stating that he simply doesn't owe anyone an explanation because he's Randy Orton (okay?).  Out came the most obnoxious person in Riddle and he wanted RKBRO to reunite. Styles showed up to hype up his big goof in Omos.  That RKO last week was as confusing as the thought of Jupiter Ascending being a "good movie".    The question is, did the band realigned themselves once again?  The answer was a soft no if you stopped watching the show after the Riddle and AJ Styles match (I don't blame ANYONE that stops watching Monday Night RAW).  However, that became a solid yes after Randy's bout with Omos. Am I the only one that feels kinda mid about this?  It's not terri...

WWE RAW 23/11/20 | A Coherent Review.

Monday Night RAW this week felt like 7 hours instead of 3 hours because this show was a snooze fest.  There were a few good moments but for the most part, I was bored as f**k watching this episode.  Images via WWE.com This Segment Bruh…  To put it simply, the segment was straight up dogsh*t.  Pretty much all of the competitors in the RAW Survivor Series men's team stated their reason as to why they deserve a WWE title opportunity (with jokes from Riddle cornier than any Nick Cannon's comedy sketch).  Then, Braun Strowman attacked Adam Pearce because Braun was bothered by Adam Pearce saying, "last but not least" to him. Whyee?  That attack from Strowman made him look so stupid.  You (Braun) would've had a slight chance to face Drew for the WWE championship so why attack the guy?  The New Day vs Shelton Benjamin And Cedric Alexander For The RAW Tag Team Championship.  Moving on from something that is actually slightly worst?  I would be co...

My Coherent Wrestling Wednesdays: Cody Rhodes vs Wardlow In A Steel Cage, Bianca Belair Calling Out Charlotte Flair.

For the second week in a row, All Elite Wrestling has knocked it out of the park in their premier pro wrestling show while NXT is cooling off the steam creatively that is Takeover: Portland. Hopefully, the yellow brand picks back up next week.  NXT       Highlights.  Broserweights vs Oney Lorcan And Danny Burch.  That dialogue when Riddle said that they partied so hard in Portland that Pete Dunne failed the wellness policy was hilarious. The champions are immediately getting back to work after that great performance this past Sunday.  Also, this is the return of Danny Burch and Oney Lorcan so it's great to see those guys. The champions are still strong thanks to that knee strike from Riddle to win this match. A good match indeed.  Chelsea Green vs Kayden Carter.  The reason why I put this in my highlights is not because of the match but rather Bianca Belair showing up and challenging Charlotte Flair saying that...