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WWE Smackdown 20/5/22 | A Coherent Review.

Regarding the whole Naomi and Sasha Banks situation, WWE has (on top of saying that Banks and Naomi have disappointed the fans to which I say, "FACK OFF, WILL YA?!") relinquished the women's tag belts and they're going to have a tournament to which I say, "WHAT F**KING TEAMS!?" WWE has more women's tag teams than Arsenal has champions league titles. 

As far as how I feel about the show, it was really mediocre, to say the least.  

Roman Reigns Hypes Up The Usos In Purse Of The Tag Title Unification Match. 

I'm just going to describe the main event match since it was pretty darn short. The Usos did just defeat RKBRO to win the red belts which led to a beatdown from the Bloodline to RKBRO. 

While the 6 man match at Backlash was, dare I say, a match of the year candidate, this one was just too uneventful due to the sudden end of an okay match that could've been MUCH better. 

Shinsuke Nakamura vs Sami Zayn. 

I once remember that they had a match of the year performance 6 years back. Now, it's just another match WWE wants to repeat because they want to fill time. Nakamura wins with Kinshasa. 

Is It An International Travesty If Baron Corbin Destroy the Andre The Giant Memorial Trophy? 

Good question, headline. NO! 

Gunther Squashes Drew Gulak And Then……….

Gulak was about to take a further beating from the Austrian but Ricochet's rescue prevented that from happening. 

Gunther as IC champion sounds promising but don't expect WWE to do something with the championship. 

LA Knight As Max Dupri. Sounds Like A Bad Reboot To "You, Me And Dupree" Airing On Netflix. 

Agree, headline. 

Raquel Rodriguez vs Shotzi. 

How did Shotzi's heel turn work out for her? Turning her was one of the worst decisions I've ever seen. 

Raquel defeated her with the Chingona bomb. 

Xavier Woods vs Butch AGAIN! WHYEEEEEE!? 

And it's always the same outcome in Xavier winning the bout with an inside cradle. 


And that's all folks for Smackdown this week. What a dud that was. 

So, to recap for all of you slow mofos. 

Like: My headlines saving all 2 of you. 

Didn't like: Pretty much everything. 

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