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WWE RAW 23/5/22 | A Coherent Review

You know that time has passed by when Doctor Strange has been in cinemas near you for 3 weeks and the Naomi and Sasha walkout situation is a week old. 

Meanwhile, my hairline is still receding so time hasn't changed all that much. But, at least this week's Monday Night RAW episode didn't piss me off (that would be a lie, my guy). 

Look At Riddle Supporting His Friend, Randall. 

Hey now, Riddle will probably do something devious. After all, he is a POS. For real though, it does look like Orton's back issues are real based on a few news articles I've read. Wishing Randall Keith Orton a Reverse-Flash level speedy recovery. 

Riddle then teamed up with the Street Profits to face The Usos and Sami Zayn and it was fine. Riddle stood tall in the end as he led his team to victory. 

Bobby Lashley said, "Hey, MVP. Me And You In A Match Tonight." 

Headline once again doing God's work describing a 10-minute segment however, headline missed one key point. And that is, if Bobby wins then he chooses a stipulation *cough, cough Hell In A Cell match*

And of course, your boy Bob did beat MVP with ease. Again *cough, cough Hell In A Cell match*

Judgement Day pulled a Cultaholic and said, "JOIN US!" 

The stable that's darker than WWE's business practices has made its mark once again by inflicting some good old backside whopping to AJ Styles and Liv Morgan. 

Edge got so personal to AJ, I'm surprised he didn't call Wendy. 

Indian Gigachad Almost Destroyed The Mysterios Once Again In King's Court. 

Yea, I would've given Jerry Lawler a beating if I was Veer Mahaan. 

Alexa Bliss vs Nikki A.S.H

Former tag team partners battled it out in a decent encounter. And Like the previous weeks, Bliss has won a match, defeating Nikki A.S.H. 

Side note, her new theme song is kinda mid and that's me being positive considering how terrible WWE themes songs have been. 

Cody Rhodes vs The Miz AGAIN!? 

Rhodes has been facing the same WHITE people since his WWE return. This isn't revolutionary thinking, my brotha. 

The match ended via a DQ due to a vicious beating from Seth Rollins. 

Ezekiel vs Chad Gable AGAIN!?

Man, WWE loves their rematches with the exact same conclusion! 

Asuka vs Becky Lynch. 

Ever since I saw this match being announced, I knew how it would end. With some shenanigans outside the ring between those two women and Bianca Belair that will lead to a triple threat match. 

Was I right here? YESSIR. The way the match ended with a sunset flip pin after Asuka rolled back to the ring was so lame. 

So, to recap for all of you slow mofos. 

Like: Pretty much nothing

Didn't like: Veer should've beaten up Jerry Lawler because he's Jerry f**king Lawler, the way the match between Asuka and Becky Lynch ended, rematches with the exact same conclusion. 


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