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A Few News I Guess: RAW After Wrestlemania Will Be GREAT!?

Since this week's news was slower than the total box office revenue of Pluto Nash (until Saturday came in and said, "Well, you're wrong Omar because that excuse was sheer laziness"), I decided to showcase a few news, I guess? 

Wrestlemania Plans For Bobby Lashley REVEALED!?

Before he, unfortunately, sustained a shoulder injury, your guy, Bob, had some plans in place for the show of shows according to Fightful (6,000 patrons? SICK!) Select. That plan was facing the man with the in-ring skill of Giant Gonzalez as well as the promo skill of Curtis Axel ala 2011 NXT, Omos. 

The idea of this bout screams "10-minute nap before the next match happens". 

RAW After Wrestlemania Will Be GREAT!? 

At least according to Cagesideseats and the show "will be booked in years past, with big surprises and returns on the show." 

That was a lie because last year's RAW after WrestleMania was awful (click here to read more). 

Quick Thoughts On Smackdown Yesterday. 

Brief thoughts on Smackdown aka oversleeping till I found out I was supposed to review a show. 

As per the usu, Smackdown is kinda okay which honestly feels like a great show by WWE standards. 

Also, great to see Xavier Woods back although I literally forgot that he actually won King Of The Ring. 

Also, also, Smackdown might as well be chairshotmania (aka the name of every wrestling podcast starring a bearded white guy) with the amount of chair shots being used (English, are you okay?) by Brook Laser himself. 

What do you think about the news I just reported and follow me on the tweets @omartheplayaguy? Anyways, stay safe smarks.

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